Opening
(In SMG4's room, a mysterious anomaly begins to engulf Meggy and SMG3.)
SMG4: IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT! IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT! i̴̟̩͛̎̋͠t̸̩̓̓͑ṣ̸̡̘̿́̓̕͜ ̴͖̀̀g̷͚̻̱̑̊̊o̷͕͑̿͂t̴̙̃͗͠t̴̡̔̐͒͠a̸͚͗ ̴͉͊̆b̴̨͓̈́̎̆̾ê̵͚̮͍̒̐ ̴͚͓̞͙̆̅p̸̡̫̍e̵̹̤̬̞̎r̶̪̱̲̿͒̕̚f̷̤̯͎͂͝é̸̢̛̻͓͇c̵̲̲͎͂̈́́t̴̢͖̘̩̂̔̚͝.̶̱̥̈́
SMG3: Bro... what... what happened to you?
(intro)
Scene 1: A Few Weeks Earlier
(SMG4 walks into his room carrying a truckload of drinks and snacks.)
SMG4: Alright, I'm restocked and ready! This is MY year, and I'm going to make THE BEST. VIDEO. EVER!
(He gulps down his drink and begins to work at a rapid fire pace.)
Several days later...
SMG4: OK! Let's play that back!
(The video consist of Kermit the Frog fighting Jesus Christ until Kermit blows up. The End.)
SMG4: Hmm.. Mmhmm... Mmhmm... (A realization hits him.) NO! (He throws his monitor back, which explodes.) How am I gonna make the best video ever with this MEDIOCRE CLIP!?
(He hears a pounding at his door.)
Mario: (Muffled) HELLOOOOOOO! (The door vanishes.)
SMG4: Y-Yes?
Mario: SMG4!!!! WE'RE GOING TEXAS!!!!
SMG4: Oh, uh, was that today? Uh... I'm sorry, Mario. I can't come today. I'm in the middle of making a special video.
Mario: What!? But you're always making videos! That's never stopped you!
SMG4: Not this one... This one's going to be different... K BYEEEEEEE! (He goes back to resume working on his special video, but not before planting a sapling and watering it, making a new door grow in place.)
SMG4: OK, let's try again. (More rapid typing...)
3 days later...
(He has now made a music remix featuring Kermit. After all that, SMG4 now has bloodshot eyes. He slams his keyboard in frustration and pulls out a new one.)
SMG4: THIS IS NO GOOD! I NEED IT PERFECT! (More typing.) It's gotta be perfect, it's gotta be perfect, it's gotta be perfect...
Mario: OI!! (Mario crashes his head through the door, but SMG4 doesn't answer back.) S-M-G-FOOOOOOOOOUR!
SMG4: (Startled) Huh? What?
Mario: Hiya! Celebrate MAR10 day with me next week!
(An irate SMG4 throws a chair at Mario, who ducks back.)
Much, much, much later...
(Having now lost his sanity, SMG4 throws his keyboard onto a pile of other keyboards, pulls out a new one, and begins to search Google to find some funny. He even attempts a ritual.)
SMG4: Why isn't it perfect...?! Why isn't it perfect...?! Why isn't it perfect...?!
(He repeatedly slams his head onto the desk.)
SMG4: Why isn't it perfect...?! Why isn't it perfect...?!
(Meggy, Bob, and Mario have attempted to talk with
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