"Shattered the Male Witch (and his goons)"
🎵 Shattered is the Male Witch that lives by the dump.
He sells potions and who-knows-what, out of his trunk
If you've had a fender bender, or lost your keys,
He whispered that curse.. upon the breeze!
Baseball card somehow bent
Coin collection suddenly spent
Missed the bus, car won't start,
Show up late, and then you fart!
Has your boyfriend left you? Did a bird poop on you? Find a spider in your mailbox? Or some rocks in your shoe?
Well, it must be Shattered, he'll curse anything that moves. 🎵

His goons are just as bad as him, too, believe us on that.

🎵 Yanberry is the lover that lives by himself.
He’s nuttier than fruitcake, no need to say else.
That’s because he’s crazy, obviously
But he can’t whisper curses upon the breeze at least!
And let’s not forget his pal, Corrupted!Ink, either.
Lost his vials, can’t remember where they were
The color in his eyes suddenly turned.
Killed his home’s Error, took his place
And not to mention that terrifying face!
Has your girlfriend been killed? Got some stains on you? Find a beating heart in your mailbox? Or some pins in your shoe?
Well, it must be those two, they'll harm anything that moves.🎵

To recap once again:

🎵Shattered is the Male Witch that lives by the dump.
He sells potions and who-knows-what, out of his trunk
If you've had a fender bender, or lost your keys,
He whispered that curse.. upon the breeze!
Found his goons alone one day
Offered a home to run and play
They are the worst, don’t ever learn
And they never try to make a Heel-Face Turn!
Has your lover been harmed? Did a bird poop on you? Find a beating heart in your mailbox? Or some rocks in your shoe?
Well, it must be them, they'll kill anything that moves.🎵