bob

**Place: Universe 35.7B**
**Time: Start of Time**

**Chapter 1: Bob's Origin**

In the beginning of the multiverse there was only 1 being. God the most powerful man in every realm. God created Adam and Eve, but there was a third Bob. In the beginning Bob was weak and God resented him for it. God thought that Bob was a weak creation and he thought that he could only make the perfect beings in the entire multiverse. With this being said God attempted to kill Bob many times but due to sheer luck. Bob always survived no matter what God threw at him it never worked. Bob eventually found out that God could not kill Bob so he asked to be sent away. So God's perfect creations would be without bother.

Bob awakens in a different universe, wondering what happens until he slowly starts to remember. Bob slowly starts to resent God but knows he can't do anything to fight back against him, not yet. Bob starts looking around to monitor his environment Bob then realizes that God was gracious enough to leave him with simple tools and food and water. Bob also realized that God was gracious enough to put him on a different earth. Realizing that he is going to have to advance by himself. Bob gets to work.

**Place: Universe 35.7B
Time: Start of Time**

**Chapter 2: Hello World**

> It's been 2 years since Bob was banished from the earth by God. Bob awakens in his home that he built over the 24 months he has been there, with a farm of graintoids, the substitute for wheat in Universe 35.7B. While he is on his daily hunt for deer, and collecting water, he notices something strange. It almost looks like an egg, although it is half the size of Bob. Curious, he walks up to the mysterious egg. He notices the egg shaking, so he steps back, staring at the egg. The only life he's seen in 2 years was that of his prey. He stands there. He's speechless, standing completely still, 6 feet away from the egg; like full body paralysis, with thousands of thoughts in his mind, "What is this?" "Is it another humanoid being?" "Has God banished another person?" "Is it going to kill me?". The thoughts didn't stop....
> Until it started shaking faster. And it shook faster. And faster. Until it cracked. And then it was like a windshield, with the shards of glass barely attached to eachother. With one gentle tap of it, it would completely shatter. And then it cracked.
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> It completely broke, there were a thousand pieces of shrapnel all around, with a smoking ball of... well, Bob didn't know what. Bob didn't know what it was. For all Bob knew, it was God checking on him. All while he was still in a paralysis, with even more questions racing around in his mind. The smoke began losing opacity, until a small spider lay in front of him. "Surely this measly spider didn't cause all this", Bob thought, just now breaking free of his full body paralysis.
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> The spider began growing. It grew until it was taller than Bob, which brought a surprise to him, considering it was smaller than his clenched fist 20 seconds prior. The faceless spider appeared to look directly at Bob, even though there wasn't exactly anything for the spider to look at considering he had no face, not to mention eyes. It eventually formed a face and Bob once again stepped back, as he had never seen this before. He hadn't seen a lot of things that took place today before.
> The spider opened its mouth. It asked Bob, "My name is Despacito Yoda, but you can call me Yoda or DY". Bob was in shock, because the last time he'd heard spoken language was before he was banished.
> After some delay, Despacito Yoda said, "Are you deaf man? Did you not hear what I said?", to which Bob replied, "Oh, sorry about that. It's just that

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that it's been so long since I've actually heard anyone". Despacito said, "Well, you're hearing me now, so snap out of it. Anyways I came here because, well, I was bored. I was bored of old life on Earth. I wanted something different. Ever since God went mad, he's been a real pain in the ass and I wanted out. I didn't think there was life outside of Earth. It's always been thought that the only possible life outside of Earth was that of an Extraterrestrial being, like an alien. But I guess that's not the case."
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> Bob is glad that he's not the only person that didn't like how God was acting. "At least I'm not going crazy", Bob thought. He can't help but wonder how life has changed since he was banished from the Earth, and he thinks he has finally found the person to help get him back and destroy God.......

**Place: Universe 35.7B
Time: 9,998 BC

Chapter 3: The Map**

> Despacito Yoda said to Bob, "I have to be leaving soon" and put a mysterious paper in his hands. It had no words on it, however it had a map of the area he was staying in, and directions to a spot. "Go there, and you may be able to stop God once and for all." Before Bob could ask about the map, Despacito disappeared before his eyes.
> By the time he fully comprehended the map, it was dark outside. He needed to sleep.

> Over the next 7 days, Bob thought about what he would do with the map. "Should I go out and find what Yoda wants me to find?" "Is it too dangerous?" "Is it too long of a journey?" "Would I make it back?", he thought. The journey was over a hundred miles, and would take around 2 days to do.
> And then he decided.....
> "I'll do it. I'll find what there is to find, even if it takes me 2 days. If I die on the journey, it's fine. I have nothing to lose", he said.

> Bob travelled for 46 Hours; a day and a night. He finally reached a temple in a forest. The temple was covered in moss and was crumbling, it had to be over a thousand years old. He went up to the entrance of the temple.
> "I've finally reached it", he thought. Bob thought that he would finally be able to destroy god.
> He pushed on the wooden door of the temple, but it didn't budge........ The door was locked.
> Bob was in disbelief. "I traveled all this way for the door to be locked", he thought, angry and disappointed. Bob didn't give up there though. He noticed that the walls were made up of bricks, with thick gaps in-between each brick. He began climbing the bricks, and he was halfway up the temple when.......

> The brick above him fell on his head, and he was knocked unconscious. He lay there for 3 hours until he woke up in a mysterious room. He tried to move, but his arms and legs were chained to the wall. He didn't know how long he was unconscious, what time of day it was, or if the staff was even still there. All he knew was that he wasn't going to be moving anytime soon.
> He stood there for what seemed like 20 minutes until the door to the room creaked open. Someone walked in...

> "Hello", the mysterious person said. Bob replied with, "Now who the hell are you!? Why can't I move?". The mysterious person chuckled. Then, he said, "I put you here so that you wouldn't be any danger to me finding the treasure. But... if you really want it, you're going to have to fight me for it. Name's Slomb.

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It wasn't very nice to meet you". Before Bob could reply to Slomb's goofyness, Slomb said, "Now, engarde!", and tossed Bob a fine sword made of steel. Bob was not trained in sword combat, and was weak and tired. It was an easy win for Slomb. When Bob was on the ground, Slomb pulled out a staff he called "The Goofy Staff", and waved it at him, violently pushing bob back to the room and locking the door.

**Universe 35.7B**

**9,998 BC.**

**Chapter 4: The Dream**

>>> Bob was fatigued, he couldn't do anything. The only way he thought he could escape is to yell his lungs out. He’s hopeless, with only fate to decide. He chose to sleep and recollect everything in the day. He found a soft and comfortable spot to rest. Bob closed his eyes, he instantly fell asleep.

Inside of Bob’s head, he dreamt how he yearned for power but he failed. He failed himself, and failed DY. However, his interpretation of God went to him.

“Hello Bob.” God said.

“Why are you here?” Bob questioned.

“I’m here to say that I apologize for my actions. I’m sorry, for I have failed you.” God replied.

Bob was stunned, he wanted to hear that. He cried for how he thought he was a mistake. He cried on how he thought everyone hated him. He realized that all those were lies, he embraced God with open arms.

“Thank you, God; You’re the best.” Bob said through tears.

“I shall lend you a sliver of my power and knowledge for my apologies.” God says.

Bob feels a sudden surge of power coursing through his veins, so much that he instantly wakes up. Bob walks up to the door out of the room and breaks it by just looking at it. He’s shocked, “Wow, that’s amazing!” Bob yelled. Slomb suddenly appeared in front of Bob with the Goofy Staff.

“How did YOU get out?!” Slomb asked, puzzled.

“Let’s just say, I met a higher being..” Bob smirked

“Heh, you’ll still lose.” Slomb said, foolishly. Instantaneously, Slomb smited Bob with the Goofy staff, yet Bob didn’t feel anything. Bob teleported behind Slomb and punched him, Slomb went all the way to another universe because of that single punch. Bob walked back home, dumbfounded at his new powers. As he was walking, he met an unfamiliar wolf species; his name was Chomp.

**TO BE CONTINUED**