wtaf

but- d-doesn't th-that mean u f**ked ur sister

wait i thought it was home of f**king cousins

Ok

oml-

Hopefully a half sister at worst. Maybe she was adopted or smth and she wasn’t actually genetically related? Hopefully?

My father's mad at me 'cause I screwed his girl lmoa-

Guys, from the way it seems of his profile pic being a beaten up squidward, I can assume things did not go well-

Oh, probably a coincidence

sweet home alabama

best case scenario is he had a side chick

NO ONE, DONT SAY A WORD OF ALABAMA ,IM TIRED

A word of alabama

Huh? What the f**k?

hello

Bruh