I am SpaceFanatic, owner of MSMG. You are here because you want to join MSMG. But first you must go through this education. If you idiots leave this school, if you survive training, you will be a legend. You will be a chad who prays to the Lord and hates on furries. But until that day, you are pukes. You are the lowest form of user on Imgflip. YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN BEINGS. You are nothing more than disorganized, grabastic pieces of monkey turds.
Because we are hard, you may not like us, but the more you hate the more you will learn. We are hard, but we are fair. There is no racial bigotry here. Nor, for now, is there sexuality or furry/non-furry bigotry here. Here, at this school, you are all equally worthless. We will not hesitate to expel any of you who refuse to serve our beloved MSMG.