BOTH OF YOU WILL NOT GET DRUNK WITHOUT ME KNOWING!

nononoNONONONO-

I...don't.....know..-

*starts speaking a whole different language*

Wh-

*ascends*

UuUuUuUuUuUuHhHhHhHh-

Goodbye world it’s truly been a ride

Wh.....

*gone*

Oh no you don't >:[

[Brings you back]

>:[[[[[[[[[[[

O~O

[Has AK-47 in hand]

KEEP RUNNING :D

*turns around and pounces*

AAAAAAAAAAA-

HAHAHAAHAHH

[Casually falls on the floor]

YOU CANT ESCAPE ME NOW-

O_O

*smiles showing fangs*

Uuuhhhhhh-

please don't.......hurt..me?

HAHAHAHHA WHY WOULD I

>:[

:)

What-

:) ok I’ll stop-

Yay!

:D

*smiles warmly*

[Hugs you]

:DDDDDDDD

*hugs back* :DDDDDDD

:D

*sips a bit of whoever alcohol I found*

I feel funny now

Exactly

[Spawns in some whiskey and starts chugging it too]

[Is instantly finished]

Huh, this ALSO tastes like nothing-

W o a h

Ikr-

[Spawns in another, chugs it, and instantly finishes that one too]

:b

[Spawns in 500 of them, chugs them all, and instantly finishes all of them]

I has ✨ t a l e n t ✨

:0000000

Watch this!

[Spawns in a million vodkas, chugs all of them, and instantly finishes all of them]

Ta-da!!!

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But THAT'S not all of them

Watch THIS!

[Spawns in 500 million vodkas, chugs all of them (Somehow) and instantly finishes all of them]

W o a h

Teach me your ways :b

[Starts to have a look that only a person who has seen sh*t has]

Oh Leif, my talent is literally impossible to learn

so I can't teach you, unfortunately..even if I wanted to..

Oh

:[

Yeah...sorry....

It's okay :]

Okay :D

Wait a minute, how did you-

eVeN I dONt knOW :]

[Curiously sips a little bit of it]

[No effect]

Eh...

*sips a bit more*

I still feel funny

[Decides to drink the entire bottle of it]

[Still no effect]

Huh-

H m m

I'm gonna find more to drink :b

[Teleports it far away from the house]

You better not :D

Aw :[

I just....don't want more of my friends to get drunk....I somehow have a bad feeling about it..

Oh

Okay then :[

[Sits down with my knees in front of me, buries my face in them and starts to cry]

Oh no-

Please don't cry D:

[+99 worry]

[Looks at you, like this]

NOOO DONT CRYYYY

[starts crying with you because I'm emotional as f**k]

[Stops crying, somehow takes out a bottle of Vodka, and starts to chug it without getting drunk]

[Tosses the empty bottle behind me like it's nothing]

W h a r - ?

[Spawns in 60 of them and starts drinking them all]

:[

[Is instantly finished]

You know, these taste exactly like water, but trust me, I know these have alcohol in them

Uh, here-

[Spawns in a bottle of Vodka and gives it to you]

:b

[Drinks the whole thing in one go]

...h u h. They do kinda taste like water-