employer: "So are you bilingual?"
me: i learned 5 languages
employer, surprised: and what are those languages exactly?
me: my native language, English, that esperanto course that i learned for 2 days, 1 week of Spanish, and 30 mins of French that i set up one time for my younger sibling-- which was three at the time.
employer: wait you didn't finish three of those?
me: I said I learned them. Didn't say I can speak in them nor finished learning them.