LETS JUST FACE IT. THE ENGLISH LAGUAGE IS STUPID. YOU COOK BACON AND BAKE COOKIES.
YOU PARK IN DRIVEWAYS AND DRIVE IN PARKWAYS.
YOUR LIPS DONT TOUCH WHEN YOU SAY TOUCH BUT THEY DO WHEN YOU SAY SEPARATE.
A BOXING RING IS A SQUARE.
PINEAPPLES ARENT RELATED TO PINES OR APPLES AT ALL