Your wish is my command

Oh no-

NYEHEHEHEHEEH

*runs after you*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

EAT GLASS

NO-

[Trips and falls over]

*grabs you and shakes you vigorously*

AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa-

DONT YOU WAN- *drunkenness hits*

UhHhHhHh-

*hiccup* HeY idK-

[Carries you to my room, puts you on my bed and walks away carefully]

*sleeps*

[About a while later...]

*still asleep*

[Quietly gets rid of the alcohol]

*moves a little*

[Doesn't notice as I've successfully got rid of it, and extremely far away from you]

*gets up still asleep*

[Comes back and watches something on my phone with airpods on]

*walks into another room*

[Still doesn't notice]

*fills up a glass with water but it’s upside down*

[Removes airpods to the sound of water being poured on the ground]

What was that-

*silence*

[Goes upstairs to check what that was]

*just stands there*

Wh-

[Check the Idk-Updates stream]

Wh....what..?

I’m not druNk-

Uh....you 𝘢𝘳𝘦 drunk tho-

*hic* No I’m not, I only had o n e shot-

No.... I saw you having five of them

*blink blink*

..?

*passes out*

Oh....Okay then...-

-_-

Yall need alcohol? Pfft, don't you know anything? Stuff is useless! Try some of THIS instead!
*Holds out some familiar plant*

C-can I have any?

SurE *hic*

YAYA!

HeHeEh

Welp- Here we go again- And Idk will never know :D

LeTs gOoOo

HmMmMMM

GoOd?

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S p l e n d i d

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Me who has the "Notify me when anyone comments on an image I already commented on" setting: Well, about that-

oH-

I knew what you were just doing

[Snaps my fingers and gets rid of all the alcohol]

There we go!

[Walks away]

WE arE hAnging from yhe roof anf drinki.ng ha-

oH
wAAaait

Yeah, I just got rid of ALL of the alcohol

:(

*sobs*

SuRe

Oops, I almost forgot to do this-

[Snaps fingers again, making you and Iggy not drunk anymore]

There we go!

*Sobs more and falls off the roof*

[Teleports you in the living room]

And NOBODY dies on me

*Sobs more*

Don't get drunk without me knowing >:[

*Drinking*
Wait what-

[Teleports the bottle out of your hands]

STOP-

NEVER

*spawns more*

[Takes them, and starts to drink them all, without getting drunk]