I really hope this isn't offensive... I just thought it was funny

Quick give me something that starts with A

america

AMONGUS

ass

Apple

Anus

Andromeda

argentinian grandpa

anal probing

Alabama

atomic bomb

That’s hot ngl

anglo-saxons

Help-

911 what is your emergency

You called for help

APPARENTLY IM ATTRACTED TO BI SHIDUO-

I see. We will send the appropriate authorities to your location. As a pansexual, I am as surprised as you are because I have a strange desire for pots and pans.

Help-
🤣

They'll be there as soon as possible. I should warn you though, they are extreme Demi Lovato fans. Like, die hard. So don't be surprised if they sing Heart Attack.

*dies of laughter*

Oh dear. We should call the Asexuals. They are great at burials, except Albino.Cardinal starts with an A... So I'll be there to make sure they don't do anything... Uh...y'know with the corpse.

Why the heck is this so funny

I know right

HELP ME LORD HOLY SHIT-
🤣🤣🤣

*Dies of laughter in a Pansexual American way*

PLEASE DON'T LET AN ASEXUAL BURY ME BECAUSE I'M AMERICAN WITH AN A

HAH A CANADIAN HERE I WILL WATCH WHILE CHUGGING MAPLE SYRUP AND LAUGHING

THE DEMI LOVERS MOVE IN, SCREECHING SORRY NOT SORRY AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS.

OH GOD-

THEIR SCREAMS GET LOUDER AND LOUDER. SUDDENLY, AN ASEXUAL POPS OUT OF THE GROUP. "IS IT BURIAL TIME???" They ask, "I'M READY FOR MY ALBINO.CARDINAL TIME!"

AAAAAAAÀHHHHH

Somewhere in the US, an American is also being bombarded by Demi's and asexuals.
But back to the story of the Canadian chugging maple syrup in terror.
"Oh. you're not dead." The Asexual says, clearly disappointed. The wild Canadian laughs. "LET ME STEAL YOUR KIDNEY." He says. The wild Canadian is no longer laughing but is indeed still chugging the syrup

*coughs because of laughter*
Also thanks for calling me a he-
*COUGH*

F*CK Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry.
I FORGOT THE S IN SHE NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW THE CARDNAL IS GONNA STEAL THE AMERICANS KIDNEYS

*Dies in a American way of guilt*

No no, it's fine I'm genderfluid! :D
I don't mind.
And I do not steal the kidneys, I have an infinite supply of em so people steal from me

:D thank god I thought I was gonna get the LGBTQ death sentence 😅
Ok got it. Thanks for the kidney information!

: D

*Steals 8 kidneys in Pansexual American*

F**K-
*adds eight to the count*

>:3 Heheh

Bdhdbdjf

Heheheheheh >:]

F**k you dude

*Steals another one* What's the count now, Cardinal?

23

Make it 24...
MY KIDNEY
*Steals kidney not so discreetly*

Fuk

me who's asexual and pansexual:

me who is too:

O no-

*swallows foil*

Lmao🤣

-v-