THE VIRGIN OHIO POLICE; THE CHAD AFROMAN; Have No Hit Songs. Believe They are the victims and act like little bitches. Is the victim, but acts like a man. Hit Musical Artist. Raid Afroman's house over false accusations
while he's gone. Does Not apologize for actions. Does not raid other's houses. Lonely Losers. Apologizes when he's in the wrong. Will never scare children. Traumatize Afro's kids. Makes his money legally and will gladly help fix your door. Proud husband and father. Steal his money and Won't fix Afro's door. Sues Afro over him using his own video surveillance of the raid. Instead of making a lengthy suit. Makes two great songs making fun of the police.