BUD LIGHT SALES ARE DOWN MORE THAN 80 PERCENT THIS MORNING AFTER KID ROCK LET IT BE KNOWN THAT HE REALLY DISLIKES THEIR USE OF A TRANS PERSON IN MARKETING CAMPAIGNS. IN RESPONSE, AUGUSTUS ANHEUSER III PERSONALLY FIRED THE ENTIRE MARKETING DEPARTMENT AT THE COMPANY; “WE HAVE A VERY PARTICULAR RETAIL CUSTOMER BASE,” SAID ANHEUSER, “THEY DON’T LIKE WOKENESS. THEY DON’T AGREE THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE TO ACCEPT IMMORAL PEOPLE AND THEIR LIFESTYLES.”; FORMER MARKETING DIRECTOR JOE BARRON SAYS HE DOESN’T REGRET THE DECISION. “EVERY COMPANY DOES A PRIDE THING. THESE IDIOTS ARE ALL JUMPING TO COORS WHEN COORS STARTED IT. THEY’VE BEEN ADVOCATING FOR LGBTQ RIGHTS FOR DECADES.”; AND JUST LIKE THAT THE LIB HOARD CHANGED THEIR TUNE... BOYCOTT!!!!