Why are you horny?

humans have things called hormones

True lol

Understandable have a great day : ]

It's simple: I can either be psychotic, depressed, or horny. People seem to like only one of these from me-

Hmm

Oh yeah, and the depression scales as badly as le horni
(I don't even have the will to die)

(Oki)

Oh yeah and another reason I'm horni?
*points at you*

Right...

And for a third reason...
It's my personality

Ok then