a fiesta (or party if you don't know spanish)

I know a small bit of Spanish, mate. My funeral plan is sort of similar.
Everyone wearing alligator costumes and roller skates, sprinkling my ashes into the McDonald's ball pit while the guitar solo to Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd is playing on loop.

If all star doesn't play, I'm not dying.

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For them to play Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565.