Get in loser we’re committing Gta

Heck yes

[Gets in]

*vroom vroom*

Oh btw, did you know that I jumped 20 feet off of a carpark?

It was fun!

Oh wow! Would you recommend?

Yes!

But

You may end up with several injuries-

[Well I'm not gonna say them]

Lmao idc if I get injured-

Good!

*gets on top*

[Suddenly is now on a carpark]

Okay here I go! ^^

[About a few minutes later...]

*ambulance comes*

[Now there was a lot of blood surrounding me]

*they come and get us* *I’m passed out*

[5 hours or so later...]

*wakes up in a hospital bed*

[I appeared to have my eyes closed]

Doctor: Ah, the Koopa woke up. Doctor 2: The human is still asleep though…

[After a while, I finally wake up]

*Out, I’m being given pain medicine*

Okay!

*jumps off*

[Also jumps off]

Weeeeeeeeee!

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN :DDDD

IKR????

YES!!!!!

[About a while later]

*on the floor with a few broken bones* That was fun :)

[On the floor with 2 twisted ankles, a dismembered elbow, head bleeding a lot, and a concussion]

Yep :D

*nose is bleeding* :3

[You can see a few visible and very deep cuts on my arms]

:]

LETS DO THAT AGAIN

OKAY

[I try to get up, but I can't]

Okay, nvm :D

*tries to get up too but falls* Oops

[Is now suddenly feeling a f**k ton of pain]

[Screaming internally intensifies]

*feels a little pain* Should we cal an ambulance?

Maybe

*gets out phone*

[Feeling even more pain]

H...hurry up please this hurts really badly-

*on the phone* We need an ambulance- like now, me and my friend have a ton of broken bones and bleeding out

[5 hours later...]

*sleping*

FR

But mother, jumping 20 feet off a carpark was fun :[

NO

Can I do it again?

Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssssseeeeee?

*Ties you up*

Aw man :[

*sits in a corner and cries*

Mweheheheheheh

Mother

I did it again >:]

*Sobs*

Oh-

Uhh...

[Hugs you]

U n U

*More sob*

[Starts to cry a little]

T°T

S-stop it mother, you're g-g-gonna make me cry-

*SOBS*

[Also sobs]

*Sobs more and hugs you*