Nice ovaries sis

GET AWAY

*takes them*

*sells them*

*buys spicy chicken fries with them*

Jokes on you, I can regenerate
(I’m secretly an X-Men member)

Not so secret anymore

Whatever
(Pulls out wolverine claws)

What happened to you Mabel

What happened to the Mabel that I used to know
What happened to the Mabel that I used to know

But you didn’t have to cut my arm
Make it like it never happened and that you hated my guts
I didn’t even need your love
To treat me like a stranger, it feels so wrong

But you didn’t have to change so much
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don’t need you, though
What happened to the Mabel that I used to know
What happened to the Mabel that I used to know

(I came up with this while I was typing)

I’m mabelverine now (still working on my wolverine variant name)