Do I need to explain the concept of lying to you? Oh never mind, yes I'll be your friend. But only after I finish work (UK time) and whenever I'm not on night shift on the weekends because I can't spend all day on here indexing every thing and everybody like you. But yes your years-long attempt to ask for my kinship in the most ridiculous way that only you are able to do has come to it's conclusion.
So do you like, wan't to get ice cream together, hold hands and watch a movie? Friend :)