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Why is Wymar here

Ancestry believes Wymar has some dna from the Inkmatas family

I just realized something
If Peyton is related to Inky, than in the EggyXPeyton timeline Eggy is Inkys cousin-in-law

I guess

read memechat

Would you rather never eat ice cream again or never eat cake again?

Inkmatas and Peyton: I don't know...
Xander and Calamitas: good question
Mirai: I'd rather not eat ice cream
Wymar: What is Ice cream and Cake?

B.A.N.E: (static audio) you all look like a weird bunch of octopi, may i add your heads to my wall??

*The Axe is knocked out of BANE's hand and Xander thrusts himself towards BANE with Sulphurous gauntlets on*

BANE: OH SHI- (he gets blasted back along with inkmatas)

*Xander quickly drops the gauntlets and pulls out a war hammer*
Xander: Let my great granddaughter go now!

(bane would slowly squeeze her harder as he fired bullets at xander)
BANE: THE WHOLE FAMILY ON MY WALL, WHAT A SWEET SITE!

*Xander throws the massive hammer at BANE, it travels so quickly it hits BANE before it can even react*

(he would get blasted with inkmatas getting hurt in his hand)
BANE: sh#@t....
(his cockpit is dented and blood would spill out as BANE tries to run away)

*Inkmatas would blast BANE in the the arm holding her*

(BANE would drag inkmatas on the rocky ground and try to run away faster)
BANE: ST@#pid... I n@@# the Ex%#$tic Cr$#2tor

*She would start to float because of her magic and then would blast BANE repeatedly until BANE either died or let go of her*

(of course, BANE lets go of her but suddenly stops)
BANE: I N@#D H#m (audible coughing and bloods leaking out of the cockpit)

*Peyton teleports to BANE using her unholy Sorcery and stares down BANE*
Peyton: I'll add your head to my wall

(BANEs cockpit opens to reveal a 26 year old man with multiple chest woulds holding a glock 19)
[REDACTED]: (coughing blood) i dont... think so..... (he fires it at peytons chest and near her head)

*The bullet hits Peyton in the chest. Her "armor" Absorbs the strike but Peyton goes unconscious. Suddenly the glock in the man's hand flies backwards*

(BANEs cockpit quickly shuts and he grabs peyton and runs away)
BANE: I got one....

*As he's running, his metal legs suddenly crumble and he hears a voice blare out*
"You think a metal being trying to kidnap someone could escape a metal bender"

BANE: (looks around) the exotic creator warned me about you... (he activates his flamthrower)
BETTER RUN SOON....

*Xander unsheathes Murasama, Mirai unsheathes the Kura Tamashi, Inkmatas, Calamitas, and Peyton all get ready, and Wymar pulls out the Tyrant's greataxe*
The family: No

BANE: funny how some sushi companies keep the product raw, guess i have to COOK IT M Y S E L F
(he grabs peyton and mirai with his claws and begins to unleash fire on the others)

*Peyton blasts BANE with a heavy Unholy blast, Mirai stabs the Kura Tamashi into BANE's minigun, and Inkmatas makes an Inkstone barrier to protect the ones under fire*

(the Kura Tamashi springs out of the minigun, piercing the shield, but not breaking it)
BANE: rookie mistake from a person who ISNT EVEN RELATED TO EM, sad little girl could get the man of her dreams...
(he begins to lock on his sniper turret on xander as it powers up)

*Mirai quickly inherited the power of the True dark soul and thrusted the Kura Tamashi into the sniper rifle, Peyton grabbed the metal neck of BANE and started pushing unholy energy through BANE frying circuits*
Peyton: DON'T YOU F**KING MESS WITH MY FAMILY

(banes emergency generator turns on as he flings Mirai off him)
BANE: (very static-y) SHIT, y@&#ou g#*ys are ar@ l@*&ke FLI&$
(He grabs peyton as she is using her unholy magic and smashes her to the ground repeatedly)

*Wymar quickly runs up to BANE and jams the Tyrant's greataxe into BANE*
Wymar: Leave her alone

(his movement start to get more and more choppy, enducing more force into his blows)
BANE: St@P t#@t!!
(he grabs wymar and flings her off)

*Inkmatas blasts BANE with an Inkstone hellblast*
Inkmatas: If you want us to stop then leave us alone!

BANE: (less static) JUST LET ME KILL YOU
(he grabs the greataxe off his back and grabs inkmatas and starts to slowly push her towards the axe)

hey guys how do yall celebrate thanksgiving and where

Inkmatas: We all eat Thanksgiving dinner at our house!

what house

Xander: Why do you want to know

idk i just never thought you qall had a big house or something