A N Y T H I N G. (even nsfw)

Cake or ice cream?

All: Ice cream.

???: *Looks at Edgyhead* Who do you *Unsheathes Exile* FEAR

Edgy: Myself honestly.
But even if I may fear you... IT WON'T STOP ME *laughs maniacally*

*The Exiled one places the other eggs (except Edgy) between an impenetrable wall*
Exiled one: Do you remember when I nearly killed you *They say as they pull out a torn off part of Edgy's shell*

Edgy: *The Crystal Crusher materializes in his hand* I've had near-death experiences before, but I'll admit, you do strike fear into me...
B U T I ' L L S T R I K E T H I S H A M M E R I N T O Y O U

Could y’all turn into plushies?

Eggy: I can! *there's a poof and he turns into a plushie*
All the Evil Eggys: No.
Omi: *picks up Eggy and hugs him tight* awwwwwwwwwwwwwww (no she can't turn into one either)

i want a eggy plushie too!!

Eggy: *makes a non-sentient plush clone of himself and hands it to you* :)

:0

Wutermelon: is inkmayas evoil

All: no

Wutermelon: but a pearson tolde me she eviol

Eggy: well whoever it was, don't believe them.

Wutermelon: they werer beeg an grey

(readys up machine gun) B.A.N.E: how many bullets can i fit in ya?

Eggy: 417. I counted.
Omi: None.
Edgy: No, the question is, how many smashes from my hammer can I drop onto you?
Starved Eggy: I'd probably eat them all.
Egg-alomaniac: *slashes BANE down and walks away* Don't waste my time.

(he starts firing at egg-alomanic and takes him down with ease)
BANE: 417... guess you were right!

Egg-alomaniac: *gets back up and slices BANE in half* I've done this before, and I'll do it again.

BANE: (gets back up with ease and snaps egg alomaniacs neck) your like a tick..

Egg-alomaniac: *neck snaps back* I said, DON'T WASTE MY TIME. *grabs his head-tube and violently yanks it out*

BANE: (grabs his head and smashes it open) im a robot dummy, dont need a head

Egg-alomaniac: *the crack heals* I didn't want to have to resort to this, but... *uses the crystal of destruction to make Bane fold in on himself and then implode*

is this cat ugly

Eggy: ...
Omi: very.
Edgy: *grabs and pets*
Everybody else: kinda.

yay

Edgy: *the cat is resting in his arms* this is mine now. *he disappears along with the other evil Eggys and the cat*

sylcmori: how f**king dare you she was my only memory of killing Kitty