you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?
I will now proceed to questioning.
First question, why do you have over 83 years of child porn, which is equivalent to an Australian person's average life expectancy?
Second question, what is your name?