M: Do you have any family members?
S: Nope
M: Do you have any Phds?
S: Nope
M: Do you remember any of the schools you went to?
S: Nope
M: Do you remember what your favorite color was?
S: Nope
M: Do you remember what your childhood game was?
S: Nope
M: Do you remember who your childhood friend was?
S: Nope
M: Do you have any friends?
S: Nope
M: Um, What the hell are you doing here then?!
S: I would like to apply for a job
M: GET OUT!!!!!!!!