Minecraft gods

yes

yes

Yes lol

Yes

option 3: have agressive anal sex with him

ayo shill.

never

CURSED COMMENTS

WHY IS MY DUDE SMILING!!!

MINECRAFT GODS

Do both

Seems more like a shitpost

Both

Hardest descision ever

Black Market, definetly. You have no clue how many people need an eye transplant. Because they were born with 1 blind eye and I definitley DID NOT blind them in their sleep.

Id steal his soul and flesh and eat it with my friend 😋

There's one more option ;)

Why not both? Both is good

You're going to the Minecraft gods, you signed the pact mortal

Man, that’s a really hard question. *presses both options at the same time* game: you have power to great for this world.

Minecraft gods then you'll get many diamonds