Awenasa: what is your opinion on robots?

Mr trollface: i mass produce em so i love em, want a troll bot? shop at www.trollware.com!
The hunter: never really bothered me so im cool with em

Awenasa: I. Hate. Robots.

Why do you like lion guard so much?

wdyt of my drip

How do you feel about Nessie winning the recent splatfest?

mr trollface: whats a splatfest??
the hunter: yeah i dont know what that it either

YOOOOO

What do you think of the current Inkmatas family

Mr trollface: im fine with the expired squid, the xander guy is just somebody i wanna punch really hard, and so is the other girl.
the hunter: ive never seen em in my life, though the inkmatas girl looks like the only one around my age, so she would be chill to hang out with.

*The Exotic creator walks in*
Exotic creator: what if I told you that we can tear that destructive, chaotic, and evil family apart one by one until Inkmatas has nobody to cry to

Mr trollface: you go for it hunter, but you be warned... (he teleports away knowing the collector will be mad)
The hunter: anyways... whats the pay??

Uh is either one of you married
(Trying to prove existence of mrs troll face)

mr trollface: NEXT QUESTION!
The hunter: he couldnt pull a girl even if she was glued to him!

What about hunter

the hunter: trust me, im a girl magnet