No erp, no romance, no bambi or joke ocs, no hurting or killing them, enjoy le rp

Jake: "What do we have here?"

*it makes a whimpering sound and tries to go back into the ground*

Jake: "Don't be scared, I mean no harm."

*it looks around confused, you realize its blind*

Jake: *He grabs their hand and shakes it*

*it makes some sort of screaming sound and yanks its hand away then fell over*

Jake: *He helps it back up*
"Nod if you can hear me."

*it tilts its head making a nod, it could kinda hear you*

Jake: "Can you speak?"

*it shrugged*

Jake: "Then now's a good time to try."

a...*when it tried to speak it was struggling badly at first* hee.....he...hello...?

Jake: "Good job!"

t....th...thank...y...you

Jake: "Do you have a name?"

no...

Jake: "How about we come up with one then?"

okay...

Jake: "Give me a second o think..."

*it nodded*

Jake: "How about Blossom?"

*it nods*

Jake: "That was easy."

*its stomach growls and it tilted its head confused*....?

Jake: "Would you like some food?"

What is... Food..?

Jake: "Wait a moment, stay there."
*He quickly walks back into his house*

*it sat then when he came back out it was chewing on grass*

Jake: *He came back with some plant fertilizer*
"Oh, hello."

*it looked at him* hi

Jake: "I don't know what sentient plants eat but I guess this is the best thing."
*He hands them it*

*it ate some of it*

Jake: "How is it?"

*as its eating it does a thumbs up*

Jake: "Don't eat so much at once, pace yourself."

*it threw up after eating some of it*

Jake: "I did warn you..."

*the vomit had a rotting smell making you wanna throw up*

Jake: *He quickly pinches his nose with his left hand*
"I'm guessing you can't smell that."

Nope *it said as it continued eating again*

Jake: "Stop eating."

*it went to talk then threw up again but this time the vomit had a bit of blood in it*

Jake: "Hey, don't say or eat anything."
*He goes to grab a shovel*

*it nodded*

Jake: "Go and clean that up, just dump it in there."
*He pointed towards a pile of*

*he nodded and cleaned it up throwing it into the pile*

Jake: "Here's the deal, you can stay in my garden rent free for 2 weeks, in that time frame I'll teach you some basics of the world, and then you'll be sent off to go and stay with someone else who will do a far better job than me."

But so far i like you *it said getting a flower giving it to you*

Jake: "Well you'll still have lots of fun."

Alright.. *it seemed a bit sad*

Jake: "I know you won't be happy but I can't keep you here forever."

Why..?

Jake: "Because I don't have the time, I have to keep my priorities in order."

*it makes a sad sound*

Jake: "Let's focus on the present."

Okay..

Jake: "Would you like something to drink?"

*it shook its head no as it started chewing on its hand*

Jake: "Would you like to live a normal life? Like me?"

*it nodded*

Jake: "Then it's best if you go and stay with my former mentor for a while."

...?

Jake: "Is something wrong?"

What is a mentor..?

Jake: "Someone who teaches you a task."

Oh... Well can you be my "mentor"?

Jake: "Of course, for the next week- then you'll be good enough to have a new one."

Oh...

Jake: "Don't sound so disappointed, I already told to you focus on the present."

Alright.. What do we do first?

Jake: "First, we get you something to wear. I don't 100% know but pants can be a start."

Okay.. But uhm.. Im small..

(wait what height?)

//its as small as a child//

Jake: "I'll just grab you a towel then..."
*He went inside and came back out with a towel*

*it tilted its head*

Jake: "Do this."
*He perfectly wraps it around his waist, undoes it and passes it*

Okay *it wrapped it around itself but the towel fell off right after*

Jake: "Try again."

*it tried again but the towel fell again*

Jake: "That's your first task."

*it kept trying over and over then finally got it on*

Jake: "Good job."

What's next??..

Jake: "Let's go for a walk and we can have a chat then."
*He sets off*

*it nodded following him*

Jake: "How do you know English?"

I would hear you talking to a rectangle thingy *it said as it chewed on a flower*

Jake: "A phone?"

Uh huh

Jake: *He chuckles*
"I can't believe you've never heard me say 'phone' but 'rectangle' and 'thingy' are completely normal."

I've heard you say "f**k" and "sh!t"

Jake: "I have never said such things!"

Then who was in your garden saying that stuff??

Jake: "Most likely friends."

Can i meet these "friends" of yours??

Jake: "Yes, but another day."

Why??

Jake: "Because if you don't learn basic manners people will look down on you."

What does that mean?..

Jake: "People won't like you if you don't do as I say."