Did you ever try soda?

Yum

Cory’s wife after she finds out he’s friends with a giant spider

DY casually rising up from the dead

OJ: what?"

DY: I'm just confused at this point

OJ: why?

DY: Uh

OJ: tell me

DY: I'm just plain up confused, idk what to say

OJ: huh

DY: uh

OJ: you wanna catch up on stuff?

DY: Yeah, sure

OJ: alright

*DY waits*

OJ: so basically I had 7 kids with Cory

DY:

OJ: don't worry that's just one litter of mine

DY: I'm just flabbergasted.

OJ: well, the reason it wasn't like that for you was because I had to genetically engineer them.

True.

OJ: yeah. I usually give birth to around 5 to 9 children.

DY: Hm.

OJ: I'm absolutely domming him

DY: oh

OJ: yes

DY: by the way, it's possible we could get back together. Your choice though

OJ: well, I'm married to him

I know, don't wanna ruin your entire relationship.

OJ: how could we get back together then

DY: i dunno, just a random thought i thought of.

OJ: huh.

DY: uh

(DY)

OJ: holy crap

ex-husband

DY: hi

OJ: hi

DY: hi

OJ: I married a salad man

DY: so you widowed and married a humanoid salad?

OJ: well, more like a cute guy with green hair

DY: so basically a salad

OJ: sure

DY: Hm.

what is your opinion on orange juice