another name contender was "Reignstorm"

The level mechanic is that Cory is a black slave and must outrun Confederates

"ermm ackshueally the level mechanic is that there's a 30 second timer and every enemy you kill adds 1 second" -🤓

basically war but worse

it's like an amalgamation of War, Golf, and Pizzaface Phase 1

Oh yeah also if the game ends up getting a hard mode then the level's mechanic is replaced with Cory raping Nanking

what

in the ultra hard mode the mechanic is that Cory starts making nerdy references to many historical events because he made a joke comment about him being a slave outrunning Confederates

this is spoingus

my brother in christ, you get mad at sexist jokes but then you say shit like this

CLEARLY

You do not know that "Raping of Nanking" is a historical term to describe the Empire of Japan conquering the said city in a massacre

ok nerd

this is spoingus

ain't no way

It's not getting bigger you're just getting smaller - Mayor

this mayor fella sure knows how to keep the city safe :D