God's everlasting support to any and all of his children:

Ask for forgiveness and the Lord shall forgive

Eh idk, you've probably already got a fast pass to Heaven anyways

Not until I manage to get you guys to Heaven will I allow myself to go there

I am
Because I'm a hero

Pride is a sin, my dude. 💀

🦆

not even me

Obviously

I am

True

This ain't even real because we're all joking

I AM

i wish