Gold is not valuable enough. Whatever comes before it is the true beauty|(follower count) (runner-ups/hedgies)

I’m not actually made out of silver

Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

I support the LGBT community:

Liberty
Guns
Beer
and Trucks

(Oh, and those gay folk too)

My story is a lot like yours, only more interesting ‘cause it involves Silver.