Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr Fake Boob Implant Man.
(Mr Fake Boob Implant Man)
Wearing nothing but a bikini and some electrical tape, you're living the real American Girl’s dream: to think up fun things to do, while in the ladies restroom.
(Adjust & tape down that hog!)
Sure there's danger- an enlarged prostate, testicular cancer, or an erection. Completely out of the question. (You might need more tape now)
Your keen instincts tell you to stick to activities that involve lots of bouncing and jiggling. And if that doesn't work, who cares? You're all woman.
(Yo go girl!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Miss Thang because we all know, when the going gets tough, the tough change genders.
(Mr Fake Boob Implant Man)
