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TWO TABLESPOONS OF CINNAMON, AND TWO OR THREE EGG WHITES A HALF A STICK OF BUTTER MELT IT STICK IT ALL IN A BOWL, BABY STIR IT WITH A WOODEN SPOON MIX IN A CUP OF FLOUR, YOU'LL BE IN HEAVEN SOON SAY EVERYBODY HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS THEY'RE BIG AND SALTY AND BROWN!! IF YOU EVER NEED EM' QUICK, PICK ME UP JUST STICK MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH OOOHH!! SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS, STICK 'EM IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK 'EM SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS, THEY'RE PACKED FULL OF VITAMINS AND GOOD FOR YOU, SO SUCK ON MY BALLS!! QUARTER-CUP OF UNSWEETENED CHOCOLATE AND A HALF A CUP OF BRANDY AND THROW IN A BAG OR TWO OF SUGAR AND JUST A PINCH OF VANILLA GREASE UP THE COOKIE SHEET, CAUSE I HATE WHEN MY BALLS STICK, THEN PREHEAT THE OVEN TO THREE-FIFTY, AND GIVE THAT SPOON A LICK!!!! SAY EVERYBODY HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS THEY'RE BIG AND SALTY AND BROWN!! IF YOU EVER NEED EM' QUICK, PICK ME UP JUST STICK MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH!!! SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS PUT 'EM IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK 'EM SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS THEY'RE PACKED FULL OF GOODNESS, HIGH IN FIBER!! SUCK ON MY BALLS SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT'S THAT SMELL? SMELL LIKE SOMETHIN' BURNIN' WELL THAT DON'T BOTHER ME NONE AS LONG AS I GET MY RENT PAID ON FRIDAY BABY YOU BETTER GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, CAUSE I GOTTA SNEAK IN SUSPICION OH MAN BABY, BABY, YOU JUST BURNT MY BALLS!!!! HELP ME!! MY BALLS ON FIRE!! HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!! GET ME SOME WATER!! POUR SOME WATER ON ME!! MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!! OH MY GOODNESS!! BLOW ON 'EM, BLOW ON 'EM DO SOMETHIN!! OOOH SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS PUT EM' IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK 'EM THEY ON FIRE BABY!! SUCK ON MY CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS BLOW EM OUT BABY!! OH! SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!! SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!! SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!! COME ON BABY!! WHOO!! WHOO!! SUCK ON MY BALLS!!!!!