Eliza causing drama here is just the most interesting/stupid thing I’ve seen here tbh lmao

Howard, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people.

Some escort girls in an apartment uptown, uh, some homeless people, maybe five or ten, an N.Y.U. girl I met in Central Park. I left her at a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun. And-And-And some man, s-s-some old fggot with a dog. Last week, I, uh, I killed another girl with a chainsaw. I had to. She almost got away. And someone else there, I can't remember, maybe a model...
She's dead too.

And, uh, Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't wanna leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe... 20 people.
Maybe 40!

I have tapes of a lot of it.
Some of the girls have seen the tapes.
I even, um...
I ate some of their brains...
and I tried to cook a little.

Tonight, I, uh, I just had to kill a lot of people!
And, um... I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time.

So, uh, I mean, I guess I'm a pretty, uh...
I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.

So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar.
So, you know...
Keep your eyes open.

Here lemme give you an introduction lmao
I am Lady Crystal, you should know. I'm a cryokinetic girl who's about to make you go. You're a stupid ugly man, who just stupidly hates me. I'm a 16-year-old cryokinetic. I'm better, don't you see. I am powerful and proud of my religion. You really wanna stay with me? Ha, that's your decision. You wanna gas me? Ha, that's so old. I'm the girl who makes everything cold.

Lady Crystal?

Yeah she’s high Crystal alright.
High on Crystal meth

Yeah lmao