There were no bombs dropped, have you been taking your schizophrenia pills

No
You just missed the bombing
You probably got mutated, check yourself

I was there ma'am

I saw no bombs

And I've checked everywhere

We did conduct a classified bomb test in Kevader earlier this morning but other than that there were no bombs

Nah bro
I would never tell a lie spacefanatic
Neveeer

Do you possess any illegal weapons?

No I do not
I only have this hazmat suit on, with an axe deodorant spray

You're getting interrogated

Location: MSMG DEPARTMENT OF HOMESTREAM SECURITY: LOCAL OFFICE: MACRASENTO, ALUMPHIA

Why?

Why not

I’m clearly innocent

Hazmats are kinda sus ngl

Whatever

Howard, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people.

Some escort girls in an apartment uptown, uh, some homeless people, maybe five or ten, an N.Y.U. girl I met in Central Park. I left her at a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun. And-And-And some man, s-s-some old fggot with a dog. Last week, I, uh, I killed another girl with a chainsaw. I had to. She almost got away. And someone else there, I can't remember, maybe a model...
She's dead too.

And, uh, Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't wanna leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe... 20 people.
Maybe 40!

I have tapes of a lot of it.
Some of the girls have seen the tapes.
I even, um...
I ate some of their brains...
and I tried to cook a little.

Tonight, I, uh, I just had to kill a lot of people!
And, um... I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time.

So, uh, I mean, I guess I'm a pretty, uh...
I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.

So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar.
So, you know...
Keep your eyes open.

Ok

my throat hurts irl

Oh
Sorry to hear that