A-246: hey you, can you stop with the deforestation

*he walks aimlessly like hes blind*

Erekiel: *screaming*
Me: hi Dragnoc! Erekiel is destroying all the trees!

huh? which person are you again sorry ive gone blind as a brick..

Phoenix walks up to him
"Woah hey-!"

Me: it's kind of ironic how we ended up in the Star Fox video game though.

"Why?"

Me: I was at Walmart 10 minutes ago and now I'm here.

"Hahah."

*you can hear Erekiel screaming in the distance*

"What the hell???"

Opal: he's beating Andross to a pulp.

"Oh, hahah."

Ignia: *watching the battle between Erekiel and Andross*

He watches as well

Erekiel: #### OFF!
Me: language!
Erekiel: WELL PARDON MY ####ING FRENCH!
Me: chill out!
Erekiel: I AM CHILL!

"Okay, ehat happened??"

Erekiel: THEY KILLED HER!
Me: can you be more specific?
Erekiel: ANDROSS KILLED ALTHEA!
Me: Andross from Star Fox?! What the hell?!
Ignia: hahaha. we're in danger.
Opal: you freak out when Althea died yet when I died you didn't show a hint of emotion.
Erekiel: SHUT THE #### UP!
Me: could it be that Erekiel has a crush on Althea-
Erekiel: *points his sword at my neck* IF YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD ABOUT THAT I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU!
Opal: whoa! Chill out!

Phoenix is stifling laughter

Erekiel: SHUT THE #### UP!

"Pfff- HA- HAHAHAHAHAHA-!"

Erekiel: I WILL DECAPITATE YOU!
Me: Phoenix, you're making this situation much worse than it already is.

Phoenix is still laughing hysterically
"I'm sorry..."

Me: so when do y'all think Althea's going to respawn. I say one month!
Ignia: screw that! 3 seconds!
Me: one millisecond!
Ignia: one trillisecond!

"What-?"

*Althea respawns*
Me: I won!
Ignia: ...
Erekiel: *instantly calms down*

"Jesus!"

Me: now how are we going to beat Andross?
Ignia: shouldn't we just have Fox Falco Slippy and Peppy beat him like what normally happens?
Erekiel: I am going to kill Andross even if it's the last thing I do.

"I guess you're the edgy one."
He points at Erekiel

Erekiel:

"Good to know."

Erekiel: *hops on an Arwing* time to destroy Andross!

"So this is Star Fox."

Me: I guess so

"Weird.'

Me: Ok this is going a little crazy

Me: I sure hope we don't die.
Ignia: I mean, I die almost every day.
Me: good point.

Me: the f**k?

Erekiel: *obliterates 20 trees*
Me: at this rate, all the trees here will be gone.
Ignia: at least Inei isn't burning down an orphanage.
Inei: *burning an orphanage* it's like fireworks, but it's quiet. *Hears orphans screaming* nevermind.
Me: Inei, WTF?!
Inei: what? I'm evil and you know it.
Me: you can't just burn an orphanage even if you're evil!
Inei: you're opinion doesn't matter
Me: *your

Me: let me call someone *calling unknown*

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Mini green: imma have to stop you right there

i commit autodefenestration

???: ayo you good?