Easy. We split the pizza into 4ths and we each slice them all up into 4ths again and we each eat 8 slices. Boom. Easy.

Therefore we nobly need 2 friends

Only* f**k

I can eat that in two hours no help required.

That's easy as heck

I could eat that in 10 minutes

Only if the toppings were sliced baby flesh tho
Otherwise it tastes bad :(

Bold of you to assume I have at least 7 friends

easy

i know exactly who 7+me i'm picking

I could do that by myself.