Another reason to move to Germany??

Yet another reason to learn German

Umm I guess il go and learn

Is there a law against holding someone hostage in Germany?

They won't find out

Nyehehe they won't find the 28 well-dressed men tied up in my basement

I would snitch, but I'm afraid of losing another fingernail

Nyehehe

HEY THAT'S KLF'S FAULT

COME ON!!!
I CAN'T EVEN CALL MY FRIENDS!!!
AND NOW THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T KNOW???
Screw this, I'm restarting the Reich.
(satire alert)

BRO F**K GERMANY, I'M NOT GAY

That was an inside joke between me and klf

OHHH

yeah

I am not gay

idc

Hey bro, I have a question

ik

Ok

np

Ok

Me, who's part German:
*happi*

W

:3

Im bi~ dabide daba DIE

what?

*Pulls out magnum and shoots sielf with it*

🤨

Change my plans for going to USA, I'm moving to Germany 🇩🇪🇩🇪

Oh god

Nazi Germany vs. Germany

Oh ok then well I'm out *dips*

👍

Nun, Zeit nach Deutschland zu gehen, dort scheint das Leben für Leute wie mich besser zu sein.

DEUTSCHLAND HAS BECOME UBER ALLES??? NO DAMN WAY!!!

Man they sure did a full 180

On my way

i am happy except for the non binary recognition thing

It looks awesome! (no enbies tho 😞)

*patpat*

Lass uns gehen!

Ja!