HELLO. MY NAME IS ALVIN BRAGG AND I'M TRYING TO STOP PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP FROM BEING THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IN 2024. I'M ALSO LETTING REAL CRIMINALS GET AWAY WITH ALL KINDS OF VIOLENT CRIME IN NEW YORK. SHH, DON'T CALL MY PERSECUTION OF PRESIDENT TRUMP ELECTION INTERFERENCE.