I got the glasses, crowbar...

I’ll alert the combine

Then you just need to find an HEV suit.

And he needs to tear out his vocal cords

That too

Gordon actually does make sounds like wincing and grunting

Like Doomguy.

I'm planning on making my own.
With a built-in MP3 to play Half-Life music when it's Badass time

You also need to rearrange the laws of physics so that when you pick up a trash can the trash spasms everywhere.

OK YOU GOTTA SHOW US THAT

Well, I don't think it's going to go that well, but I'll try if I get the materials

It can't go TOO wrong... right?

😨it went that wrong

Fordon Greeman