perfect popsicle recipe to beat the summer heat!

it is so bad i can smell it for real

mmm good ikr

you're gonna catch a case from the health inspector

i inhaled the health inspector

you're going to have to inhale a bunch more people, the cops, detectives, news reporters, and more health inspectors are coming for you.

consider it done

oh

SOLD

Now use it as a d**do

done and done

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10/10 would recommend

alright lemme get one and try it then!

sold, rate it for my chicken foot d***o company

holy shit this thing works!

5 stars!

thank you!! in fact, all your friends get a free sample one!

They all said they love it!

yay! perhaps i should sell them globally!

You should! Everyone would love them as much as I do!

thank you! as i gift, i present to you a lifetimes supply!

ITS JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED!

what can i say? i like to make dreams come true

Im gonna reccomend your brand to my friends!

yes! we have now opened our first store!

congratulations!

thank you!! i have you to thank for inspiring me to open!

Amish popsicle

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