Hahah

I kidnapped them

Bitch that’s just an alt universe and besides gru doesn’t live in Townsville

Nah I kidnapped you…
We going back to the lair

No
Shut up

Yes
Be quiet

YOU STUPID NI-

I SAID SHUT UP
OR IMA WACK U

No

*bonk*

Didn’t feel anything

*bonk even harder*

Nope

*Slam dunks a basketball on your head*

Nope
Still nothin

Oh, I see
*Flattens you with a press, and then throws your paper like body into lava*

IM STILL ALIVE