Guys? The telephone is telling me to do more stuff

Obey... Telephone... help me...
(also congrats on winning Callie! Pearl will be in my next streamfest)

uh dont obey the telephone I almost got blended because I listened to him

Same

(Also you should look at some of my past posts, specifically th one with the sanitization, I think it has 114 views, so you know what the story is)

But I need help! I turned green 2 days ago and I feel like I lost my mind!

uh well if your green i may need to splat you because uh growing up in the metro told me to kill every green octoling i see...

they are either sanitized or just has that skin tone...but i don't trust pale green octolings...my advise is to not get blended up by the telephone guy cause when i saved inkopolis i saw a few of them getting blended in order to destroy the city....JUST SAYING it may not happen to you but you never know what will happen..

Who are you? I don't remember anything

IM AGENT S HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER

I... just don't remember

Noooo Pearl my smol child 😭