September 11, 2000

[Abraham Lincoln]
Listen up, Donald, let me set the record straight
I'm the OG president, you're just a mistake
My Emancipation Proclamation set the slaves free
What have you done besides tweet and golf, let's see?

[Donald Trump]
Hold up, Abe, you're acting kinda bold
But let's be real, you couldn't handle the modern world
You may have abolished slavery, but that's old news
I've been making America great again, what about you?

[Abraham Lincoln]
I led the Union through the Civil War with skill
And when it was over, I aimed to heal
I gave the Gettysburg Address, a masterpiece
What have you done that can compare, at least?

[Donald Trump]
I brought back jobs, lowered taxes, and strengthened the border
You may have been a leader, but I'm a real-world order
I've made deals with North Korea and Israel too
You couldn't even keep the Confederacy subdued

[Abraham Lincoln]
My legacy is written in stone, a hero to all
While yours is tarnished with scandals, you're bound to fall
You're all talk and no action, a con man at best
I'll always be remembered, you'll be forgotten, I confess

[Donald Trump]
You may have been a president, but I'm a billionaire
I've built a brand that's known everywhere
You can keep your monuments and your old speeches
I'll be living large, while you're just history's leeches

[Abraham Lincoln]
I fought for what's right, for freedom and unity
You just care about your own, that's your only community
You can keep your money, your fame, and your power
I'll always be a symbol of America's finest hour.

[Donald Trump]
You may have won this battle, but I'll win the war
I'll make America great again, and that's for sure
So don't mess with me, or you'll be sorry
I'm the Donald, and I'm always in a hurry.