PUNTASTIC PUNS!!! 1. A STICK OF TNT TRIED TO BEAT BOX... HE WENT OUT WITH A BANG!
2. WHAT DO YOU CALL A VULTURE THAT TEXTS? A BUZZARD.
3. I SAW TWO MAPLE TREES KISSING... IT WAS KIND OF SAPPY!
4. DICTIONARIES DON'T DO NEWSPAPER PUZZLES BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM MAD... AND THUS THEY BECOME CROSSWORDS!
5. WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOPPELGANGER JOEY? A SWITCHEROO
