Old news.

hey i got a new crimiamal

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shhh. dont tell anyone but it was me

Waiting for the territorial dispute news

Also there was an explosion in windowsia

Meh, not newsworthy

hey they is a criminal named towelie whio breaks into houses asking for weed to get high and kills them if they dont have it

Where

in msmg city

But the explosion is newsworthy, but the territorial dispute isn't newsworthy