The masturbation meta
The fact I distinctly remember Wikipedia listing certain methods of masturbation as controversial heavily implies the existence of a Masturbation meta and that Masturbational experts are regularly discussing the optimal way to cum with your hands I also distinctly remember that method sounding like the worst f**king thing ever conceived by mankind cause it just redirected cum to your bladderTo shake up the meta I have decided to propose a new much more optimal method in which testicals are inserted under a slab of concrete. which is dropped on them, freeing the cum in a much quicker rate of time than the current optimum play style