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a frog man tells a guy to kill his father but his hand got chopped off

Boy kisses his sister, gets his dad killed.

Space wizard and his friend with asthma take over world, old stalker for asthma dudes son gives him his dads laser sword. They meet a gangster and his carpet. Asthma dude kills old stalker. asthma dudes long lost son manages to break their new toy, and also theres a tiny bit of incest

FIFA games (explaining attack of the clones)