there’s another one for me being a horrible person bingo

What happened? I doubt it was your fault

so last night she had me talk about some shtick that happened a few years ago to me and then at lunch today she starts randomly talking about it to her friends which I absolutely did not say she could do and I panicked and flung coleslaw at her face
and she has sensory issues so it gave her a panic attack

She deserved it.

did she

Yea
Go tell her it was karma

she just finished yelling at me for it a few minutes ago

Lmao

yep
and this is the same person that I dated for 12 minutes

You dated someone for 12 minutes? -

I have never had anyone consider dating me even lol

yep
i actually had someone date me for five minutes once

Me who had someone date me for -15 seconds:

lol

Oh no