This is what I rather do instead of praying at the Via Crucis

If you turn off the video game you will find Jesus….

….and once you’ve found Him hey you don’t have to go to church any more

Yeah I know pour Holy Water on some grass and touch it

Maybe Jesus is just only a meter away from the grass you just touched

I’m of the school of thought that you’re more likely to find Jesus at the Grand Canyon or Multnomah Falls than in church but I’m not here to preach to you

That makes sense, btw are you christian?

Nope Ha was for many years though

Did you know that Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked God right in the face? You may have heard of the incident. Scientists call it “the Big Bang”

No pun intended

I see you found Him

What do you mean by “found”?

Oh your previous entry in the chain is just a picture of Him, my mistake

yea what max said