cursed_boyfriend

I’d also attend my own funeral after I try and slap him back.

If I had a gf that is

human? i'm a sheep. hey, just volunteering.

Preferably a human lol

ok lol

Why did you have to sensor his name
We all know its Xavier

imma girl but for me I'd kick the shit outta him

“ashton_loves_sushi used groin kick!
It’s super effective!”

LESGOOOOOOOOOOO

And then he slaps you and then you are at your own funeral.

oml it finally happened my wish to die I'm so happy

Always this guy

I'd do the usa *pulls out gun*

Oh no I'm prob gonna get on cursedcomments for that