Enslaved weaponized washing machine

I wonder how this washing machine feels, being forced to throw away a rewarding life washing clothes for one of a war torn battle.

I'll go ask my washer

what did it say?

It said that ot felt bad, started crying, threw itself at me, hit my face, and then left.

Your washing machine, slapped you across the face... and just walk out? Man, can't even wash clothes in ohio

I'm not in ohio tho-
(I should have said washer slosher)

lol, merely a jest, my friend.

I used to main this before...
The Dark Ages...