Not even close, but once I was playing hide and seek, when my cousin who was seeking legitimately forgot about us for a solid half-hour

Yes but did no one find him for 25-ish years? No

I know, that’s why, to open, I said “not even close” so that you would know that my record isn’t close to his at all.
Funny meme, keep up the good work!

Not my meme lol

Oh, right…
Sorry!